The Nonsense Maker
Seasonal Fruit & Veg - Kitchen Calendar
"I’ve been a repeat buyer of her calendars for 4–5 years. Not only are the illustrations amazing, but the size is also just right for writing in appointments and notes."
Free shipping over $70 Australia wide.
Seasonal Fruit & Veg - Kitchen Calendar
The Nonsense Maker HQ
420 Victoria Street
Building B
Brunswick VIC 3056
Australia
Learn your seasonal fruits and vegetables by month with this playful Australian kitchen calendar! Design imagined by Melbourne artist Emily May.
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Always know which fruit and vegetables are in season in Australia.
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Reuse this seasonal kitchen calendar year after year, and only write in birthdays and anniversaries once.
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Colourful hand illustrated fruit and vegetables to brighten up your kitchen walls.
- Printed in house on FSC certified partially recycled paper to be kinder to our planet.
Kitchen calendar is A4 size when closed (21cm × 29.7cm)
This seasonal calendar is based on Australian produce, but is not state specific. By following this guide you can avoid eating fruit and vegetables that have been imported and unsustainably transported internationally. Yay!
How to use a perpetual Calendar:
1) Write in important anniversaries and the birthdays of all your favourite people.
2) At the end of December flip the calendar back to the beginning and start again.
BONUS: this time all the the birthdays are already in there!
The Details
Size: A4 when closed (21cm × 29.7cm)
Paper: FSC certified partially recycled paper
Melbourne Made
All of our calendars are designed, printed and made in Melbourne, Australia.
Who deisgned these s?
Each one of these r designs has been hand illustrated by Melbourne Artist Emily May.
Are these s ethically Made?
Absolutely! Most of our products are fully designed and manufactured by us in our Melbourne studio. For any items we can't make ourselves we use sustainable and ethically responsible suppliers. Learn more about our values here.
Have more questions?
We are more than happy to help! Just contact us and we will do our best to answer your questions!
Free Shipping
Great news! We have free shipping over $70 Australia wide.
Packaged and shipped with care
Our calendars are beautifully packaged, and shipped from our Melbourne studio by us.
Orders are carefully and securely packed to guarantee safe delivery. We offer delivery via Australia Post, or pickup from our studio.
Delivery times
Dispatch is usually within 2-3 business days, unless otherwise advised.
What if the Calendar is out of stock?
Our calendars are small batch printed and made in Melbourne, meaning they can temporarily sell out on occasion. If sold out please contact us to find out when they will be back!
Easy Returns
- Returned items must be in original condition, and with packaging
- Return shipping is at your own cost
- We can replace, refund, or give you store credit, whichever you prefer
- Get in touch via email or through our contact page to organise a return
If you don't love it, return it!
We have a 100% happiness guarantee. If you don't love your tea towel you can return it within 30 days!
100% Happiness Guarantee
We stand behind the quality of our products. If you're not completely happy with your art tea towel, return it within 30 days for a full refund.

Who Designed The Calendar?
Meet artist Emily May. Best known by her alter ego ‘The Nonsense Maker’, she lives rogue in a world ruled by pure imagination. By day you can spot her caffeine fuelled and roaming the inner lane ways of Melbourne, by night she explored secret passageways winding to worlds only accessible in dreams. From these worlds she conjures her images, captured where dreaming meets reality and the nonsensical is in limitless bloom.










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