As sadly bloopers and blunders can sometimes occur
There are some terms and conditions to which you can refer
When it isn’t what it was, or what it wasn’t somehow is
We’ll happily swap it for something else on our list
If you have any queries or if something's askew
Contact us directly at

The Nonsense Maker always guarantees the highest quality Nonsense, accepting returns for imperfect prints or packages! Unfortunately, returns cannot always be given so please take some time to read through our decidedly dull, nonsense-free policy below.

Returning your Nonsense

  • Returns must be made within 30 days of purchase

  • Returns are accepted for damaged prints; damages include paper imperfections, ink stains, improper sizing, and printing errors

  • Unfortunately we cannot accept returns for greeting cards, gift cards, gift tags, or for changes of heart

  • All returns must be in the same condition as when purchased, including all original packaging

  • All returns can be replaced or exchanged for store credit; no cash refunds can be given

  • Return shipping costs are non-refundable

  • The Nonsense Maker is not liable for postal damage such as water damage or bent items; signature upon delivery is recommended to avoid any such issues

  • Please keep your return tracking number in case we do not receive your return shipment

Shipping your Nonsense

  • We cannot guarantee arrival times for posted items

  • Optional tracking is always recommended to avoid lost items; the Nonsense Maker is not responsible for loss of un-tracked items

  • Postage prices will vary depending on distance and weight of delivery

If you are still unsure about any of our terms and conditions please feel free to contact us directly through the Contact page, or at